The Charger (it's a mug) -- First World Supply Co

You're at 1%. This is the charger.

An 11oz ceramic mug displaying a single, honest reading: nearly empty. Like you, before coffee. Fill it and the metaphor resolves itself.

A quiet, arguably aggressive reminder that your battery is low and your problems are minor. Recharge accordingly.

• 11oz ceramic. Holds approximately one (1) full recharge.
• Reads 1% at all times. Accurate most mornings.
• Dishwasher- and microwave-safe. One less thing to manage.
• Does not charge actual devices. We tested this. Repeatedly.

FIELD REPORT #0007: Subject reached 1% before sunrise. Subject located the charger. It was a mug.

Now in supply. 🪫

For the critically depleted. 15oz.

Contents will go cold if you start talking. That's not a defect.