{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-charger-its-a-mug-first-world-supply-co","title":"The Charger (it's a mug) --  First World Supply Co","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eYou're at 1%. This is the charger.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAn 11oz ceramic mug displaying a single, honest reading: nearly empty. Like you, before coffee. Fill it and the metaphor resolves itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cblockquote style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eA quiet, arguably aggressive reminder that your battery is low and your problems are minor. Recharge accordingly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cblockquote style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e11oz ceramic. Holds approximately one (1) full recharge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eReads 1% at all times. Accurate most mornings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDishwasher- and microwave-safe. One less thing to manage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDoes not charge actual devices. We tested this. Repeatedly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFIELD REPORT #0007:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Subject reached 1% before sunrise. Subject located the charger. It was a mug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eNow in supply. 🪫\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the critically depleted. 15oz.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eContents will go cold if you start talking. That's not a defect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":41733958631557,"sku":"26913482564834781823","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/7120\/6277\/files\/15734004305914881359_2048.jpg?v=1782352352"}],"url":"https:\/\/firstworldsupply.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}